Frederique Van Der Wal:

Frederique Van Der Wal
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Information:
Name: Frederique Van Der Wal
Born: 1967-08-30
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Wereld draait door, De (2006), F/X (1997), Marmalade (2004), Late Night with Conan O'Brien (1998), Burnzy's Last Call (1995)
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"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred
looking out of the kitchen
window.
"I know," said his
mother.
"I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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How do you know when an
accountant's on
holidays?
He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to
operate you
again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves
inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay
for them if you
just leave me alone."
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What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
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What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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What do you get if you cross a plum
with a
man eating monster?
A purple people eater.
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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
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A
man was fishing in the jungle. After a
while another angler came to
join him. "Have you had any bites?"
asked the second man. "Yes, lots,"
replied the first one, "but they
were all mosquitoes."
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Where do football directors go when they are fed
up ?
The bored room !
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From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the
industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
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